what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
what the fucking hell is wrong with you
we legit just sat with about 50 christians whilst they praised and preached
do you ever look at yourself and think ‘maybe I’m not that bad looking’ and then 21 seconds later you look again and you’re like ‘oh yeah lmao’
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
Sometimes I check my messages to make sure I still have none
barack obama is in my driveway
think im lying?
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