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☯I am not an interesting person
but I like crispy m&ms ☯

these babies are hilarious


*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

(via fake-mermaid)


don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via pizza)


did i allow u to have fun without me

(via sadandpunk)


my friend just told me that he was throwing up in the bathroom one time and his dad thought he was just screaming ‘RUTH’ into the toilet so he asked who ruth was and i’m still laughing so hard

(via rebmucuc)


Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin

(via dangerliesbeforeyou)

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